Dear AssHat SpermDonor,
Do not come home, sit down to the meal I cooked, and proceed to complain about my flavored vodka that you got into last night. YOU finished off your vodka, NO ONE invited you to partake of mine. And if I'm supposed to feel sorry for you that you had to resort to Uncle Jose? Yeah, that ain't gonna happen. Now STFU so I can Facebook with my MWDAS bitches.